I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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