used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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