Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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