That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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