it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!