I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants