What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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