Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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