Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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