Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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