Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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