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• (248): View more from Michigan

  how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just took my morning after pill in the library

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.

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• (716): View more from New York

  The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.

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