how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.