I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?