Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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