we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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