shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
