More tranny stories later!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.