I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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