I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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