I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im holly from the hills drunk
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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