Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
