I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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