Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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