so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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