Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Randomize
