he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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