She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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