it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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