Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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