I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Found the puke drawer
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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