But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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