if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
