She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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