So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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