puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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