i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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