would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Randomize
