i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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