there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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