so explain again why im purple
no
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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