he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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