No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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