Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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