no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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