New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize