Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I need to align my fucking chakras
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