Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.