Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.