I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.