when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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