Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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