maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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