i just had sex bonerless
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
