this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
