I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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