Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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