I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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